Awkward Reunions

So nothing is more awkward than random meet-ups with people who are trying to pretend that they don't remember you.

In these situations you can:
1. Also pretend that you don't remember them. Ignore them and hope you don't make eye-contact when you inevitably "size" each other up.
2. Be overly cheerful and friendly and invite them over while they make the big eyes at you and run, run, run away.
3. Stare at them challengingly and wait for them to come over and "be nice" to you...

I find that number 2 is usually the way to go. It's fun and being the bigger person is always a triumph.