So the other night a friend and I went out to a blues dance at the town hall. Not some cheap night club... not even a night club. There were marble floors and historic carvings. It was beautiful. And yet, I find myself irritated enough to write a DO NOT list for male dancers...
- Do NOT under any circumstances have anything in your pockets... it's creepy. I'm there to social dance, and I don't need to think anything else is going on in there.
- For the love of God, TRIM YOUR FINGERNAILS! Nothing is so creepy as some guy nicking you with his long fingernails whilst spinning you across the dance floor.
- Don't ASSESS my dancing at the end. A simple "Thank you" will suffice. Don't tell me "well done," as if I'm being graded for my performance.
- Do NOT ask me to dance with you and then NOT LOOK AT ME the entire dance. Nothing makes a girl feel lovelier than when her partner avoids her for the entire dance. Not only is it just awkward, but since you have ahold of me, I can't even run away. If you want to dance with me, it is to dance WITH me... not to have a girl there to make YOU look good. Honestly, you look the best when I'm having a good time. If I am standing there as if at any moment I'd like to run away, you lose.
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