Deflecting with Humor

What is it with guys who think that things resembling penises are funny?

When I went to Paris, I saw guys taking pictures as if the Eiffel Tower was their penis...

When I went to D.C., pictures as if the Washington Monument was their penis...

Boys in school will stick a pencil down there as if they have their penis out...

And last night, a man at the Aquarium Club blew up a balloon (think one used to make balloon animals), put it between his legs and started rubbing it on my leg.

Most girls would be tempted to slap him or just move away or scream something like "wanker" or "douche bag", depending on if they were British or American, respectively...

I, however, leaned in and asked him if he'd seen Anchorman...

Me: You've seen Anchorman?

Him: Yeh, why?

Me: You need to walk off your problem...

He took it well, turned and danced the night away... his friends laughing at him for getting shot down, but honestly, what did he expect?

I didn't want to give him the satisfaction of thinking he'd completely reviled me... he was acting like a child. I also didn't want him to think what he did was completely accepted... I wasn't impressed or moved by desire...

So I went with slightly snarky, but with the tone of "She's just not that into you..."