hypocrisy

Today I heard a story of a man who was driving... and behind him a woman was frenzied to get somewhere. As he stopped at the impending red light, she laid on the horn, screaming and swearing.

:tap tap tap: at her window. A police officer behind her had heard her racket and had come to investigate. Calmly he told her to get out her identification and get out of the car. She was arrested and taken to the police station for questioning.

A few hours later, the officer came and brought her her effects and apologizing profusely, explained: "Ma'am, I'm very sorry. There's been a horrible misunderstanding. When I saw the icthus sticker on the back of the car, and the alpha sticker, and the 1<3 Jesus sticker, and you screaming and swearing in the car, I thought the car had been stolen."