Top 5 Man-Peeves

OK, so all of us have a list of character traits we love in men, whether friends or more, but there's also deal breakers.

Here's my list:

1. Loud Eaters.... lip champing, lip smacking, soup slurping, or my new favourite, when they shove shove shove about 3 bites worth into their mouths and then chomp because they can't fit everything in their mouth at once... 
2. Smokers... it's gross, end of. 
3. One-uppers... you know him, you probably have one in your family. He's the guy who always interrupts your stories to up it... The first few times it's ok, it's funny, it's a quirk. After a bit, you feel like you're in a relationship that's a constant competition... run run away.
4. Correctors... unlike men who constantly want to fix things, Correctors have to nit pick at you, at your grammar, at your mood, at your clothing, and they never, ever stop. Believe it or not, I know men like this... NO NO NO! 
5. The Level-Up Guy... these guys want to upgrade for the sake of upgrading. If something out there is newer, flasher, smaller, louder, quieter, shinier, more stylish, they want it, no matter the cost, and this is eventually going to be you.

So... I wanna hear your deal breakers, your peeves, and what just drives you mad :)