Being a teacher is not like other professions...

here's why:

"Hey, I have something to say to you, man! I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person, that’s just weird and it freaks me out! And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown. I hate your pants suit, I wish it had ribbons on it, or something to make it just slightly cuter! And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart, and tough, and strong! I am almost done. I’m about to go pay this $800 fine and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!"

enough said... have a good evening.